benarasi lifestyle

thought u urban-bred kidz shud learn some interesting facts about the benarasi life.

common citizens life

1- there r dogs, cows, buffalo, goats n pigs with their little piglets following everywhere.
2- people dont pay heed to traffic police. when there is red light, the police always pull up ropes so as to block the road. yet bicyclers duck under the ropes and hop back on their cycles.
3- street kidz r always hopping around everywhere on cycles, rolling tires, with kites flying behind em. dey hit ur car, scooter or cycle rather than vice-versa.

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the rich life

1- as a benarasi gets richer, he lives in colonies with narrower streets and on higher floors.
2- their vehicles- a chauffeured cream colored auto-rickshaw, maruti omni, pal fiat, ambassador, contessa.
3- they always carry a little silver box. open em n u get some tasty paans.
4- dey luv card playing, gambling. they bet on ironed-out currency notes worth 1, 2 n 5 rupees.

mumbai terror attack part II: another game ready to begin

wen terror struck mumbai last month, india collected evidences dat terrorists were pakistanis. rather dan seein it as 'some pakistanis were employed to carry out the war', india is seein it as 'pakistan waged war on us'. wen india demanded the explanations, pakistan abruptly screamed 'war'! dis also made india scream 'WAR'!! both d armies r on deir way to the borders. d condition which at first seemed like yet another indo-pak spat now luks rather grim.

such a heavy movement of armies makes me think dat an inevitable war is comin. both the country leaders who dont ve any idea at all wat war means to soldiers n to common citizens livin near borders, r burstin to show off deir war machines n techs which dey bought from america. america too seems gettin excited, sendin rice to both d countries to confirm dat the war is indeed happenin. may be we (india n pakistan) ll spend so much on american planes dat we ll pull america cleanly out of recession.

at dis hour, we need candle lighters who shud demand d govt to call off d unnecessary war. but dey r instead done enjoyin lightin candles durin protest against terror. dey r now in no mood to enjoy it again so early.

so guys n gals, let us prepare settin up war related donation camps n stuffs lik it. we r gonna play another game soon. stay in tune.

iit prof's life: some points

ever wondered why iit profs seem to get healthier as dey get older? well, read on.

1- d kind of environment dey live in is nothin short of heaven. properly ventilated house, limited to first floor n not higher. greenery everywhere. no traffic. no factories. peacocks roamin in backyards. kids n next-gens chatterin everywhere.

2- travellin to classes on cycles, joggin bw shady trees n grasses, cool environment... again, night outs (joggin again w wife n children) in cool environment, shady trees n grasses...

3- as much power as dictators. complaints bout courses bein too tough r crushed down. watever profs want to say comes out durin classes. dey dont need to keep em pressed in their hearts.

4- a man will have a very long life if he gets satisfaction too often. profs get it at every single minor n major, even greater satisfaction while handin out marks, greatest satisfaction while handing out grades, especially F.

5- when a man gets angry dey pick some guy with lower power n yell at him to take out his anger. whenever profs feel down or angry, he simply sits down at his study table, takes out a sheet n writes down d headin- 'Surprise Quiz'!

mumbai terror attack: another new game for people to play

some months ago, people were playin game 'sensex goin down n down'. den people were playin 'obama is makin history'. now people are playin 'mumbai terror attack'. how they play it? common citizen are blamin politicians for security lax. opposition are blamin d one in power. d one in power are blamin cops. cops are blamin coastal guards. guards are blamin intelligence. intelligence are blamin back on politicians. so we have created a blame game cycle. d only people who dont get blamed but get to blame others are us, the common citizens. we are manhandlin dis power to d fullest. we are stagin full scale protest against politicians, guards, cops, intelligence n 'em n 'em all.

terror victims n killed commandos' kins dont indulge in such a blame game as dey need time to recover from such a horrendous experience n dont have enuf time to indulge in d blame game.

those who think dat we need more security to protect ourselves need to be reminded dat 'more security' doesnt come free n easy. i wud not say things lik 'more spendin on security will affect economy.'

i ll just say dat common citizens dont even want more security. proof is very easily seen, wen a guy buys a car he picks up d model which has no security features like ABS or airbags so as save on costs. after all wat is d need? he ll just drive carefully n ll not crash.

i m not sayin dat ppl shud buy more safe vehicle. bein an indian, i also think in indian way, really, why waste money on more safe vehicle? i know dat i m not gonna crash. dis also applies on larger scale.

anyway people know d truth dat no matter how high d security is, dey cant be invulnerable to terror attacks.

one more thin i wud lik to point out frm dese terror attacks, dats, dey promote wax industries. i dunno if dey really have any grief bout terror victims (i m not talkin bout terror victims' kins). i asked some frnds of mine why dey went india gate n burned wax. dey said 'just for fun n experience'. point taken. one of em had also got featured on tv! 'wat a lucky boy!'